Ninety seconds in the fryer
Nugget went into the fryer as an ordinary piece of chicken and came out wearing sunglasses. Nobody working that shift has been able to explain the sunglasses. The fryer was inspected twice and found to be operating normally.
He has not taken them off since. He does not discuss it. When asked directly he simply continues being a nugget, which is, to be fair, all anyone can reasonably ask of him.
There is no roadmap because Nugget does not plan. He was made in ninety seconds and has been coasting on that ever since.
