First sighting
Subject observed at the launch. Nobody remembers inviting him.

The subject has been observed in every major city on earth, usually at the exact moment something happened, usually pretending to look at a crumb.
He wears the coat because it has pockets and nobody asks about it. He carries the folder because it makes people assume he is on his way somewhere. He is not on his way somewhere. He is where things are, and he was there first.
What is in the folder has not been confirmed. What is known is that every time somebody says 'nobody saw that', there was a pigeon.
Four exhibits. All admissible.




Subject observed at the launch. Nobody remembers inviting him.
Coat acquired. Method unclear. Fits.
Folder acquired. Contents unknown. Carried with visible purpose.
Subject now reported on three continents on the same afternoon. This is consistent with pigeons.
About five minutes. He has already seen you do it.
Install Phantom or Solflare. Write the recovery phrase on paper and keep it offline. Never type it into any website, not even this one.
Buy SOL on an exchange and send it to your own wallet address. Leave a little SOL for network fees.
Open Jupiter or pump.fun, verify the contract address character by character, then swap.
Yes, but only in the way he watches everyone. Nothing personal. He does not know your name and would not remember it.
Receipts. See section 05. Beyond that, no comment.
Look out of the window. There is one on the ledge right now. That is who.