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LIVE ON SOLANA

he hasn't blinked since launch

Cronk lives in the StonkFun trenches. Hood up, eyes open, one hand on the buy button since the chart went live. He has seen every rug and sold none of them.

LIVE
he hasn't blinked since launch
CONTRACT ADDRESS
No contract address set yet
check it on-chain before you swap
CHAIN
SOLANA
TICKER
$CRONK
STATUS
LIVE
SUPPLY
1,000,000,000
LIVE

what he's staring at

soon
MARKET CAP
waiting for live data
soon
PRICE
waiting for live data
soon
24H VOLUME
waiting for live data
soon
LIQUIDITY
waiting for live data
the frog in the replies
THE LORE

the frog in the replies

Every launch on StonkFun, there's a purple frog in the replies. Nobody invited him. He buys everything, he's early to nothing, and he has never once taken profit.

The hood is up because he hasn't been outside since the last green candle. The eyes don't close because the chart might move while they're shut.

HOUSE RULES

how cronk trades

01
BUY FIRST

Read the chart after. Or don't.

02
NEVER SELL

Not a strategy. He can't find the button.

03
SLEEP IS FUD

The chart moves at 4am. So does he.

04
BLAME THE DEV

Whatever happened, it was the dev. Even when he's the dev.

HOW TO BUY

get in before he does

Three steps. He's already done them twice.

  1. 01
    Set up a wallet

    Install Phantom or Solflare. Write the recovery phrase on paper and keep it offline. Never type it into any website, not even this one.

  2. 02
    Add SOL

    Buy SOL on an exchange and send it to your own wallet address. Leave a little SOL for network fees.

  3. 03
    Swap

    Open Jupiter or pump.fun, verify the contract address character by character, then swap.

THE PLAN

the plan, loosely

PHASE 1
LAUNCH

Coin live. Frog awake. Chat already arguing.

PHASE 2
DEX PAID

Charts, trackers, a banner nobody asked for.

PHASE 3
FROG EVERYWHERE

Every reply, every thread, every chart you open. Purple.

PHASE 4
???

Cronk hasn't thought this far. Neither has anyone else.

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FAQ

questions.

Why is he purple?

He was green before the last dip.

Is there a team wallet?

Say so plainly here, either way. People check, and the ones who ask are the ones who stay.

When does he sell?

He doesn't know how.

Will this make me rich?

No. Never spend more than you can lose.

buy the frog

The ticker the chain deserves.