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STONKFUN // SOLANA

crocheted, not coded

Cronk came out of a sock drawer with a hook, one skein of purple and no exit plan. He has never dropped a stitch and he is not about to start.

LIVE

buy him the pattern the group chat

CONTRACT ADDRESS

No contract address set yet

check it on-chain before you swap

CHAIN

SOLANA

TICKER

$CRONK

STATUS

LIVE

SUPPLY

1,000,000,000

TOKENOMICS

don't count the candles. count the rows.

100%

COTTON

DROPPED STITCHES

HOOK

∞

ROWS TO GO

THE LORE

he was made, not minted.

Every other frog on this chain was drawn. Cronk was made: one loop pulled through the last, a few thousand times, by somebody with the patience for it.

That is the whole difference between him and the rest of them, and he will not stop mentioning it.

THE STITCH CODE

four things every crocheter already knows

TENSION

Hold it too tight and the work buckles. Hold it too loose and it falls open. This is also true of the chart.

ROWS

You cannot skip to the end. You can only do the next one, and then the one after that, until there is a frog.

DROPPED STITCHES

Everybody drops one. You go back, you pick it up, you carry on. Nobody unravels the whole thing over it.

THE HOOK

One hook, one piece of string, no machine anywhere. If it goes wrong there is nobody else to blame and he likes it that way.

HOW TO BUY

three rows and you are in

No pattern to read. It is the same three steps as everything else on this chain.

01
Set up a wallet
Install Phantom or Solflare. Write the recovery phrase on paper and keep it offline. Never type it into any website, not even this one.
02
Add SOL
Buy SOL on an exchange and send it to your own wallet address. Leave a little SOL for network fees.
03
Swap
Open Jupiter or pump.fun, verify the contract address character by character, then swap.

THE PATTERN

written in rows, like everything he does

ROW 1

CAST ON

The chain, the contract, the group chat. Nothing clever, just the loop you build everything else on.

ROW 2

WORK IN THE ROUND

Listings, charts, the places people actually look. Say what has happened here rather than what is planned.

ROW 3

STUFF AND SHAPE

The part where it stops being a tube and starts being a frog. Put the thing you are actually building in here.

ROW 4

FASTEN OFF

Weave the ends in. Leave this one honest: if there is no plan past row three, say so.

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