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VOL. 1 · NO. 1

$SCOOP

GULL SEIZES CHIP; DENIES EVERYTHING. Full story inside.

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FRONT PAGE

Local gull launches paper, covers self.

In what witnesses describe as 'about what you'd expect', a seagull known only as Scoop has founded a newspaper, appointed himself editor, and run his own face on the front page of every edition since.

The paper covers one story: Scoop. Where he has been, what he has eaten, whose chip it was. Sources close to the gull, which is to say other gulls, say the chip was 'taken fairly' and that the man it belonged to 'had his chance'.

Asked for comment, Scoop ate the comment.

I stand by the story. I was standing on it when I ate it.
Scoop, Editor-in-Chief
BY THE NUMBERS

by the numbers.

1B
TOTAL SUPPLY
copies printed.
0 / 0
TAX
no cover price.
waiting for live data
100%
LP BURNED
the presses stay on.
—
MARKET CAP
circulation.
waiting for live data
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24H VOLUME
chips taken.
waiting for live data
Revoked
MINT AUTHORITY
no second printing.
AS IT HAPPENED

as it happened.

06:40Day 1

Gull sighted near chip shop

filed by Staff

Described as 'loitering with intent'. Intent confirmed by 06:41.

06:41Day 1

Chip taken

filed by The victim

'It was a good chip,' the victim said. 'It was my last one.'

07:15Day 1

Paper founded

filed by The paper

First edition printed on a napkin. Headline: GULL INNOCENT.

NOWToday

Coin launched

filed by Everyone

The paper reports it as the biggest story of the year. It is the only story of the year.

LETTERS TO THE EDITOR

letters to the editor.

Is this paper biased?

Entirely. The editor is the subject, the subject is the editor, and the chip was delicious. Next question.

Where is the utility?

Page 3, beside the horoscopes. It is a meme coin. The paper has never claimed otherwise.

Can I have my chip back?

The editor has reviewed your letter and eaten it.

HOW TO BUY

How to subscribe.

About five minutes. Guard your chips throughout.

  1. 01
    Set up a wallet

    Install Phantom or Solflare. Write the recovery phrase on paper and keep it offline. Never type it into any website, not even this one.

  2. 02
    Add SOL

    Buy SOL on an exchange and send it to your own wallet address. Leave a little SOL for network fees.

  3. 03
    Swap

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